tongues-on-fire:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I literally have no idea what my personality is

Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl

In a matter of seconds

so accurate it hurts

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bijou1986:

birdmauscat:

daniwubsbass:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

weareallanemic:

misterpornographic:

killingsecrets:

^ Er Nurse

^ Funeral Director

^Works in management

^Medical professional

^Mr & Mrs Claus

^Teacher

^Vet Tech

For all you tattoo bashers out there.

Tattoos don’t make the character. Learn people. Learn.

This.

The previous generations really did a number on us when it comes to tattoos. They made us believe that tattoos are unprofessional and unsightly, when, really, tattoos and body art have existed through pretty much the entirety of human history. Tattoos, unless they are of an offensive nature, are not any more unprofessional than make-up, or jewelry, etc.

I remember one time I was asked by a friend who is a manager if she should hire a guy with tattoos. My first question to her was about how qualified the guy was for the position, and she explained he was very qualified. 

Her: “If you went to a store to buy something, would it bother you if the person helping you had tattoos?”

Me: “As long as he does his job properly and helps me when I need it, he could be wearing a Halloween costume for all I care.” 

bless this post.

Now if only there were a post about hair colors like pink and green and purple. Because it’s the same damn thing. I get more people smiling and complementing me with neon hair as a sales person than thos who shame me. Yet it’s hard to get hired with the hair in the first place.

it’s really great that all these people have well paying jobs even with their tattoos.. now if someone could tell me where they live and who hired them and if they’re looking for new people (especially the vet tech) ‘cos I have just one piercing, a lip ring and when I apply for jobs it’s ALL PEOPLE SEE. almost every job I’ve had in the past made me take the ring out at work. It doesn’t matter if you’d be good at the work - you have to look like everybody else and definitely don’t do anything to try stand out from the crowd if you want to get a job. that’s my experience.

vivianredwood:

Pug Appreciation Post

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tyleroakley:

MILEY HAS NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT.

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calmkai:

moonist:

az-uki:

hopelesslyhiddled:

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

you’ll make a great father.

omg that is so cute please have babies with me

you see thats my husband and son and if you look closely you start to see me run after them

Please marry me

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trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

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sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

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iwantyourbutt:

shake what yo mamma gave ya

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The Potoo - Either the most unphotogenic or the most ridiculous looking bird in the world.

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pigsdonthaveeyebrows:

nsfwhumor:

Dog Dances to Eminem’s ‘Shake That’

CAL  Ll a n ABMBULANCE UI’ M IN PNAI

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